Found a funky little bike in a funky little shop
that somehow needed to be on a wall
above an orange chesterfield
I need to paint the hardware that holds it up
the color of the wall
and lemme tell ya it was a $%%#@ bear to hang
darlin’ little trike.
Then our ceiling leaked all over the Big Ass chair….
The white splashes
Then everybody started complaining…
…and smoking cigarettes.