Yeah….so there it was sitting there looking forlorn. Élan-less.
Once a fairly expensive $450 dollar floor lamp
now reduced to less than 100 clams.
But it HAD élan. I could tell.
Aged brass and bronze arms and legs. The ability to hold a painting…small or large.
Why relegated to the back of the dusty SALE wing?
It’s cord had been cut. No plug. No life. the drama
C’mon….really? 80% off because of that?
I can buy a dollar fifty plug. I can. And I can read the directions
with help of a magnifying glass.
and I can put on a new plug.
Now let us hope the punkin’ house doesn’t burn down.
Ya think I kid?